I attract weird people.

Monday, July 18, 2011
I'm fairly sure I've posted once or twice about my strange encounters with people, but I'm sure this one takes the cake.
If any of you have run into someone with a fetish I'm sure you'd feel the same.
I was on my way to Victoria with with Bryanne and on the bus some weird fat ugly ass native sits in front of us, nothing wrong with that - until he kept turning around to stare at my hands on my lap.
Then he started talking to us bending his finger and trying to joke with us- I think was his intention but it just scared me. He kept trying to talk to us but like I couldn't understand a word he was saying other than "boil in my throat" or something like that. He then put out his hand and said something like "nice to meet you" so I being polite shook his hand but then he started like... stroking my fingers so I was all "0-0 -pulls hand away for fear of being raped or some weird crap-" Although he kept trying to talk to us every time we'd talk to each other - he had no interest in Bryannes hands btw I guess my long freakishly skinny fingers attract people? Anyway he asked me if I could bend my finger but I really had no clue what he was getting at... He had to leave so he was all "Nice to meet you" this time I understood and he wanted to shake my hand again so I ASSUMED he got the message last time that I'm not into hand fetishes but no... he did the weird stroking shit again.
But on our way to the bus to go home later this one guy made up for it. He like jumped over the bench and was all "NINJA!" so we read his sign and gave him some money and he said we were really beautiful and that he dressed punk like us to just not on that day and offered to go drinking with us some day. (Everyone thinks we're of age but she's 16 and I'm 17...xD) then after we crossed the street another dude did a double take and was all "Woaaahhh hooot!" and we just laughed.
Three weird people in only a few short hours. I'm fairly sure I'm some soft of creeper magnet.
Also I will be sanitizing my right hand for awhile.
I thought this fit the bill of weird people. A weeks ago on Tagged I got this lovely message. I didn't bother replying I couldn't stop laughing to do so.

2 comments:

  1. OMG LOOOL @ the hand fettish and that weird girl that message you o_O! That is some whacked up shit!

  1. People can be standing all around me and the weird people will only creep me. xD

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